I was out for dinner tonight, sitting outside on the pavement....a stiff breeze was blowing, heralding the imminent onset of the evening showers....nice!
It keeps the mosquitoes at bay....BUT, in my case, they will find a spot on my body, which is unbreezy, un repellant smeared etc etc...& so it was I got bitten on my Venus Mons !
Dont know what I am talking about? My Foo Foo !!!!!
There is a first time for everything, & this was it !
It was incredibly ITCHY!!!!!
It is not the done thing to be frantically scratching at your private parts, in public, no matter how dire the circumstances...lol...so I literally hobbled home, trying to sort of scratch with hip action ....LMAO
I got to my room, & the relief of a good old scratch...but as we all know with mosquito bites, any relief is momentary....
Now....a few months ago, my best friend gave me the hint that toothpaste takes away the itch of an insect bite...& it does...great little home remedy....so to the bathroom I galloped....slather slather!
I WILL SAY THIS ONCE, & ONCE ONLY.....do NOT put toothpaste on your nether regions !!!! Just DON'T!!!!
The olympic standard leaping about is not worth it...the copious amount of shower water, would keep a small country watered for days...the scrubbing, the scratching...my poor foo foo has seen more action than it has in 10 yrs...Lmao
Luckily I found a tube of antihistamine cream in my drawer....ahhhhhhh
Note to self....put repellant EVERYWHERE!!!!