This is a big holiday for the people, so all day there have been concerts & dancing & general revelry , going on in the park at the end of my alley...
Tonight there were fireworks (imagine that...LMAO)...
I wasnt going to bother, until someone told me that this year they were going to let them off from the Bitexco Tower, which is in direct line of sight from the main street....
There was a huge crowd in the street, both tourists & locals, all waiting for the off, at 9pm...
As an aside, I have told you before that I never carry money in obvious places...
A working amount for the day goes into a money clip, then into my bra (ah...the perks of big boobs ..lol)....if I need more money for something, I have a money pouch, that clips inside my undies....so anyone who wants my money is going to have to grope my private parts to get at it...
Anyone desperate enough to cop a feel of my raddled, old body, is , in my opinion deserving of everything I have...LOL
In my outside pockets I carry nothing more than my cigarettes, some tissues & my inhaler....
Sooooo...back we go to the waiting crowd...
The fireworks start to go off, & we are all oohing & ahhing, when I feel a hand groping the pocket with my tissues, et al
I yanked my top sideways, & the hand came with it....
Unfortunately for this little sprout of a woman, the pockets on this loose top had a small opening, widening into a larger pocket below...so when I grabbed the top, her hand got trapped inside....so now she is literally joined to this large, angry woman, at the hip...LMAO
I looked down at her, to see her almost whistling with innocence, gazing up at the fireworks & oohing with admiration....with her hand still trapped in my pocket!!!!!!
Did she think I didnt notice? Lmao
I asked what the hell she thought she was doing?
At this point, if she had extricated herself, full of tears & apologies, I MIGHT have let her go on her way...
BUT....she sneered at me, curling her lip, & spat something at me , in Vietnamese, that I just knew was not complimentary..
That was IT!!!
I grabbed her hand quite roughly, & started to pull it out, when she started screeching & tried to slap me....
OH NO, You Didnt!
I grabbed her hand tighter, pulled it out & bent her fingers right back...before she broke free, screaming, crying & running, clasping her hand to her breast....
Ummmmm...I think I might have broken a finger or two....
I felt guilty for all of about two seconds....perhaps next time she will think before doing stupid things!